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Damn it, wish I could edit.

Edit: and even if they believed Delts, lynch him first! Lynching the guy he's blaming makes no sense!
WTF?

How did they fall for that twice?
I love you all so much. Give me a hug!

*hides garrotte*
The person above me wants the person above them to sooth their throat.

>_>
Knowledge and application of (extremely) basic body language, combined with the ability to emphasize tone in text, may be genius but it is still not good drawing. I won't deny that some of the comics that have more elaborate backgrounds indicate an ability to draw well, but in general xkcd is about not having the best drawing. It's about dialogue and the ideas behind it.
Also, there is no present.

I made you some cake, but I eated it. Or: I made you some cake, but the cake is a lie. Take your pick.

It's OK, I don't like cake.

Pepsi > Coke

Pepsi == Coke

I actually did a taste test of Pepsi and Coke, not knowing which was which, and I couldn't taste the difference. I know some people may have a more sensitive sense of taste than me and can taste a difference, but I will not accept that anyone's preference is more than psychological unless they have also done a reasonably reliable taste test and were able to tell them apart consistently.

Random observation: I still drike mainly Coke out of habit, and I never minded having Pepsi if Coke was unavailable, so this relevation didn't really change anything for me.
purely logically the game is pretty unwinnable though

The game is only unwinnable because the rules don't specify what the winning conditions are. That is why you have to break the rules in order to win.
It's easy enough, depending on the assembly you use. I would guess it shouldn't take more than 24 commands, absolute maximum, for any reasonable assembly language. That's about what it would take for the language we used in one of my CS classes (I can't remember the language's name), and that was a very limited language.
Don't worry about the art. Some of the best comics I read (xkcd, Decorum, User Friendly) have sketchy art. Pun fully intended.
I found out about him a couple months ago, and I'm slowly collecting all of his work. This sucks.
Who's Anarch? I don't think I've seen them on the boards.

I guess WokTiny

FF: I am eating a sammich right now.
It tells people that you're talking about the past and not the present.

Most of the time it's used, the rest of the sentence it's used in conveys that information already. Also, there is no present.
You were hearing all that only in your head? Weird.
The person above me is probably an employee of the Arpeture Science Laboratories.
Not new like a WOMBAT!

*Dissappears into the dark of the mid-afternoon.*
The phrase "when I was younger" is somewhat redundant. It's generally safe to assume that no one will ever have valid cause to use the opposite statement, right?
Yes it sucks. Size doesn't effect the usefulness of it.

What kind of hostname is gwaihir anyway?
shitshitshit fffff! FFFFF!!!! Why won't it run!???
Visual Basic FTW!

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*Runs*
Either that or you have to be naked.

...wait...
My response to the question in the comic: "Duuhhhh, I like blue?".
Ahhh. No, I was thinking of Operating Systems. Now it all makes sense. I'm like a new man, seeing the world in a whole new light. You've changed my life. Thank you.
New York Groove

Kiss
Within any room I have a semi-permanent residence, any and every outlet has a good chance of having its scream-hole filled with long rods.
I quote therefore I am

...annoying

I read this thread as inspiration for this post.
I hate those pink shirts for guys that say "Real Men Wear Pink". It strikes me as more pathetic than someone who is more traditionally "macho". I mean, the guy who is wearing that went out and saw it, and said to himself "hey, this is great. I can seem even more manly by wearing this and pretending not to care about how manly I look." (Or someone else gave it to him as a gift, but that doesn't matter in the context of my rant). To me it just seems horribly stupid. Along the same lines, mindlessly gainsaying something that is traditionally very uncool or stupid as "awesome" or "great" simply because of its traditional unpopularity is also annoying. (I have been guilty of this myself.)

Nowadays I try to avoid doing anything based on others' opinions. I try to do things that I want to do and wear what I want to wear, and I try to want them for valid reasons. To me, this is the only valid way of not caring what other people think.

As a side note, I'm not entirely successful in my ventures. For example, I avoid wearing anything on my torso more than a T-shirt, even in the coldest weather. I don't have a better reason for this other than I like the challenge and the idea that other people will notice me. Oh well, as long as I recognize and accept the fact that I'm a hypocrite, it's ok!

So that was my rant. What's yours?
Who?
*gasps* But only Arancaytar knows about that!

Arancaytar knows about that, and it's still just you touching yourself? I'm disappointed.

Random observation: Buffy the Vampire Slayer is one of the best shows I have ever watched.
See, I'd give you that $50, but frankly, I don't really think I'm your biggest fan, so what's the point? =P
Wizzat! I'm not actually back, this is just my super advanced AIOS going through my various web accounts and making an ass out of himself.

(Note to self: I now have an excellent excuse for acting like a jerk online.)
Software-related services will probably become the new market once all the base software requirements have been fulfilled by OS.

I for one hope this never happens (the OS fulfilling all basic requirements). I do not want one big company trying to make all the basic software that I use along with my OS. In my opinion, many different companies, each focussing on their own type of application, will end up with better products overall.
Hello World. It does precisely what it is supposed to. So it's not crappy.

Doing what it is supposed to does not make software not suck. If the purpose of the software is itself "sucky" then software that does that purpose perfectly can be described as "sucking". As for Hello World, that sucks because as an actual piece of software, it is utterly useless. It is of great use as an example of programming in a particular language, but that is not software, that is an example of code. The program that code writes is actually pretty sucky.
You guys were going about this all wrong. I didn't have to get xkcd's permission to win the game. I just decided to win, and I did. Then I stopped playing. It's all very simple. To win the game, all you have to do is ignore the rules.


2)Geek humor + Porn = one fucked up comic


Odd, I didn't know that equality.

(the "one fucked up comic" = "AWESOMENESS" one).
What, yo.
That was pretty awesome. Thanks for the mention (although if you knew me, I doubt I'd strike you as the bouncer type). I like being mysterious though.
jib?

FF: Muhahaha! This is all part of my plan to disappear for a while so no one is likely to guess me!.
Yay!

I guess the Kwisatz Haderach.

FF: gg.
There is no person above me!

(Hopes he knows where the pages split).
Besides what that jerk Scriptor pointed out, don't you have to colonize land before you can claim to own it, let alone set up an independent community?
*Steals George Orwell's victory.*
Nope. Wonderella?

FF: bob
The person above me probably won't notice this.
There's a difference between logic and math. Logic I'm obsessed with. Math I'm obsessed with /avoiding/.

But logic is math. It's got equations and variables and proofs and all that stuff.
My apostrophe misuse is nonexistent, because I am the embodiment of perfection.

Heh, that reminds me of a time when I challenged a forum to prove I wasn't perfect. As I recall they never managed it.
Thanks for the idea, but next time be sure to put it in the right place, ok? Thanks and I hope you have a good time here.

</trying not to scare off new users while correcting their mistakes>

...

...

</the stupid "</..." stuff already>
Also, as for the apostrophe in my plural, it's a remnant from my original language, dutch.

don't make excuse's! :P


Fix'd
hasty penis?

Hoom boom barum.
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